Yabba Dabba Divorce
Stu: Why do we have to ruin everything good? Salem: I don’t know. I think we might have real emotional problems.
Stu: Why do we have to ruin everything good? Salem: I don’t know. I think we might have real emotional problems.
Stu: Don’t worry – that baby was actually a “stunt baby” made out of papier mache. Salem: Oh, well, good. Stu: I’ve just received word that the plane was entirely filled with babies, though. Salem: Ohhhh 🙁
Salem: He got into the place by standing behind a larger person who wasn’t wearing a shirt. Stu: Hey, check your clothes privilege.
Salem: his friend seems very hard to impress vis-a-vis pants shitting Stu: how do you mean? Salem: surely any volume is a disaster Stu: i don’t know man, there’s shitted pants and there’s SHITTED pants, you know? Salem: no Salem:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Salem: i mean have you ever not woken up with an erection stu: no, god no, i mean no Salem: seriously stu: like one time i had this really graphic dream where a bunch of girl guides died at my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…